Cartoons About Lovers Who Love To Talk About Love!

Some people write songs about love, some people write love poems or make romantic movies. I guess it’s the same inspiration of the heart that makes me want to draw cartoons about love!

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If you're calling to say you love me, press 1. If you're calling to say you miss me, press 2. If you're calling to ask what's for dinner, press 3 on the microwave.
I'm calling from the Coroner's Office with the autopsy report. Your last relationship died from boredom.
I know you've been cheating on me! When you went on your business trip, your brought that cute little laptop along with you!
I am your wife and your best friend. Since I\'m two people, my opinion counts twice as much as yours!
For our anniversary, I\'d like to have you upholstered to match the furniture.
Are you my knight in shining armor or just another guy with intimacy issues?
Yes, I remember the last time we had intimate physical contact. We were arm wrestling for the last slice of pizza.
How many times has a girlfriend broken your heart, kicked it to the curb or run it through a meat grinder?
I would climb the highest mountain and swim the depest ocean to win your love, but my lawyer says I should get the terms in writing first.
Peanut butter and jelly are completely different but they've been together forever. If they can do it, so can you!
You are what you eat. Order the wild rice.
After all our online chats, I'm happy to finally meet you in person! Me too!
Tell her you like long walks in the country and snuggling on the sofa, but don't mention anything about drinking from the toilet.
You should turn off your cell phone on a date...especially if it's smarter and cooler than you are.
TV wasn't as explicit when we were young, but I always knew that Helen liked to play with Andy's handcuffs, Samantha liked to wiggle more than her nose and there was a reason the Waltons had so many kids!
I signed up for the Understanding Relationships class and enrolled you in Romance for Dummies.
Cartoons about love, dating cartoons, romance, sex, cheating, infidelity, speed dating, blind date, bad dates.
Sex Cartoons: foreplay, french kiss, french kissing, frogs, fly, bug, tongue.
Sex Cartoons: cartoons about human sexuality, married sex, dating sex, physical intimacy, sexual relations, love, loving, lovers, sex parters, touching, connecting, sexual problems, sexual frustration, sexual challenges, sexual communication, lack of sex, seduction, men, women, too tired for romance, too tired for sex, sexual energy.
Sex Cartoons: cartoons about human sexuality, married sex, dating sex, physical intimacy, sexual relations, love, loving, lovers, sex parters, touching, connecting, sexual problems, sexual frustration, sexual challenges, sexual communication, lack of sex, seduction, men, women, talking about sex, husbands, hot men, climate change, global warming.
Your father and I aren't as wild as we used to be. Does arm wrestling for the last slice of pizza count as intimate physical contact?

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Cartoons About Lovers Who Love To Talk About Love by Randy Glasbergen. For licensing and permissions, E-mail randy@glasbergen.com .