Marriage Counselor Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen.

When I told you to set up one evening a week as date night, I meant with each other.
We're looking for something to fix our marriage. I'm in Barnes and Noble, he's in Home Depot.
So many people our age are divorced and dating again, they're changing our class reunion to a prom!
For our anniversary, I'm putting in a wine cellar. I need a place to keep my emotions bottled up.
We don't communicate very well. When I told him I had trouble reaching an orgasm, her brought me a step ladder.
He never forgets...unless it's something I asked him to do
Yes, I remember the last time we had intimate physical contact. We were arm wrestling for the last slice of pizza.
Peanut butter and jelly are completely different but they've been together forever. If they can do it, so can you!
I'm not saying I want a divorce. I'm saying I want you to run for husband re-election every four years.
You're a vegetarian, I like rawhide bones. You like to drink with friends, I like to drink from the toilet. You like to chase women, I like to chase squirrels. Maybe we're not meant to be best friends.
On our wedding day, we vowed to stay together until the end of time. On our first anniversary, she gave me a broken watch.
If love makes the world go around, then the friction from our relationship may be slowing down the rotation of the planet and could be the cause of all this global warming!
He's pretty good at showing his emotions. A blank stare means he's angry, a vacant stare means he's sad, a distant stare means he's excited...
She never clicks 'like' when I post something on Facebook!
Of course she has a cold personality. That's what you get for marrying someone named Snowball.
The secret to a long marriage? Never get divorced!
Infidelity, cheating, marriage, divorce, midlife crisis, The dish ran away with the spoon because he was getting older and needed to prove that he was still attractive and desirable.
marriage, husband, wife, change, relationships, Remember what the marriage counselor said -- it only works if I WANT to change!
marriage, cheating, infidelity, husband, wife, love, I have a confession. I was cold and indifferent with another woman.
marriage counselor, husband, wife, We were made for each other. I needed new luggage and he came with a lot of baggage.
The divorce was worse than anything I could imagine. I got custody of her lawyer's teenage children!

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There’s nothing funny about divorce…so how come there are so many jokes and cartoons about divorce? I could ponder this question and the psychology of humor, but I’d rather sit down and draw some more cartoons about marriage counselors, quarreling couples, disastrous relationships, and divorce.

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