Business Computers

Cartoons About Business Computers and Office Tech by Randy Glasbergen.

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Now that we do our banking and bills online, we can solve all of our money problems just by unplugging the computer!

Your operating system was installed on April 25th, which makes your computer a Taurus. As a Pisces, you're bound to have conflicts.

I have a photographic memory, but I can't figure out how to download the pictures to my computer!

That foul smell is coming from your computer. You've got some old data in there that's gone bad.

It's not polite to chat with your mouth full.

Sounds like your hard drive is getting full.

How do I download something from the cloud on a clear, sunny day?

I've had my refregerator since 1985, I've had my television since 1976 and I've had my toaster since 1963. Why should I replace a computer that's only 24 years old?!

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We forgot to back up our files, so we're asking everyone to remember everything they've typed during the past 10 days.

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The usual stuff -- a new virus from the Joker, spyware from the Penguin, malicious code from Cat Woman, another phishing scheme from the Riddler.

I might be a workaholic. Sometimes I sprinkle toner on my toast instead of cinnamon.

Crashing is an expression of hostility against your network administrator. Though you appear to be uncooperative, it's actually a desperate cry for help.

It's a special hearing aid. It filters out criticism and amplifies compliments.

We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.

We can't replace your old computer. That would be age discrimination.

When everything is going wrong, we're supposed to reboot and start over. Or does that only work for computers?

I want you to start using the new software. It's 25% softer than the old software.

I had a pretty good day. For a little while, my computer and I were both functional at the same time.

Randy Glasbergen, Cartoonist – Glasbergen Cartoon Service – E-mail: randy@glasbergen.com