Lawyer Cartoons

Lawyer Cartoons, Cartoons About Lawyers and Legal Topics by Randy Glasbergen.

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I'm getting fined because I'm not wheelchair accessible?

If fleas are living on you body, they should sign a lease.f

I would climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest ocean to win your love, buy my lawyer says I should get the terms in writing first.

I think you'll go far at this law firm, Oliver, now that you've had your conscience removed.

When we get married, I'll only bill you for time actually spent in service as your spouse if you'll agree to do the same.

I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes. The universe owes me 30 seconds of fame!

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Your body isn't responding to traditional medicine, so we're bringing in an attorney to sue the virus.

If elected, I promise to restore the people's faith in dishonest government!

Six months old and I still haven't been sued or audited. Life is good!

You need more time to prepare for retirement. Sign this to legally change your age to 25.

I'm looking for a fierce negotiator to protect my interests against a formidable adversary. My kid wants a raise in his allowance.

Vegetarian lobbyists were defeated today when it was discovered that their bill was full of pork...

I found you the perfect tax shelter. It's one hundred feet underground with concrete walls thirty inches thick....

My fleas don't pay any rent and they have loud parties that keep me awake all night. I want to have them evicted!

Have you ever gotten a headache from watching an obnoxious lawyer commercial on TV? Call us now and we'll get you the compensation you deserve!

Our legal department wants us to download their new software. It translates gobbledygook to mumbo jumbo.

Want to settle your case FAST? Call the law firm of Rock, Paper & Scissors!

I got a speeding ticket on my way to work. I was driving under the influence of bran.

My mom says I have to go inside to take a nap. That's the kind of over-regulation that is killing small business!